2021.12.02 13:19 HornyHeracross Maid Mash [Fate/Grand Order]
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2021.12.02 13:19 Smokeygarcia4 Fuck it, I’m just gonna say it. I wish I could go back in time and fuck Hitler’s brains out.
Fuck it, I’m just gonna say it. I wish I could go back in time and fuck Hitler’s brains out. This is how I envision it: I’m a dirty little american soldier that ends up being captured by the Nazis. To avoid execution, I volunteer myself to be Hitler’s obedient fuck-toy.
For days, I allow Hitler to chain me up and obliterate all of my orifices like they’re little Polands, constantly filling them with his aryan seed until his cock is stroked raw.
Hell, he even gives me the pleasure to lick his puckered german booty clean after he takes insane nuclear shits. Due to me not getting bathroom access, I constantly shit and piss myself, but Hitler is generous enough to be my personal cleanup, licking it all up and staining his beautiful mustache.
After building up trust and showing my obedience, he unchains me and allows me to fuck his brains out, cursing in pleasure as he yells out, “YA SHOVE IT REICH UP MY ASS!”. I’m generous enough to give him a reach around, cranking his throbbing war machine.
I feel him tighten up as he reaches climax, but I let go of his thick ramrod as he begins to spew his nuclear ejaculate all over the floor. Hitler repeatedly yells out “NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!” through his moans while he suffers through his ruined orgasm. At this point the tables have turned.
He tries to fight me off, but I pin him down and powerfully thrust my all-american cock harder into his poop chute as blood begins to build up and gush out of his torn asshole. I can’t contain myself any longer, so I quickly pull out my 1911 and put a bullet through the back of Hitler’s head. Brain matter and skull fragments paint the wall, which makes me break through to my climax. I raise my right arm up to the ceiling. I yell out “SEIG HEIL!” as my cock begins to rapidly pulsate. I quickly thrust my cock to the hilt deep inside of him. I throw my head back with a loud “FUUUUCK!” as I spew what feels like a gallon of american semen deep inside his german asshole. I pull my bloody cock out of his booty tube and watch in excitement as my thick load begins to leak out of his ass. Heavily breathing, I fall back and begin to fade out, as I watch a group of american soldiers burst into the room, guns drawn. I wake up in the hospital, in which I’m told that I’m praised as an american hero for stopping World War 2.
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2021.12.02 13:19 well_timed_coffee Several notification rings when casting
Has anyone had their phone play their notification rings when casting. When I start it usually pings 3 or 4 time in a row. Then several times while casting.
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2021.12.02 13:19 boyitslance Beth Phoenix announced that NXT Wargames this sunday will be her final days in NXT and WWE in general so she can focus more on her Family.
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2021.12.02 13:19 ColonelWKurtz How many pods are we giving Mal till he apologizes to Pete Davidson?
2021.12.02 13:19 soup_theory Thanks, I hate ‘squirting cucumbers’
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2021.12.02 13:19 Deva2799 1000 Soon!!
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2021.12.02 13:19 cg1899 Ay yo, Mods...can we get NFT flair up in here?
2021.12.02 13:19 Minute-Capital-418 ITAP while coming back from work
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2021.12.02 13:19 moneyshouters How To Scrypt Mine Litecoin Tutorial - LiteCoin For Beginners - Part 1
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2021.12.02 13:19 Basic_Application448 Devsisters knows I’m desperate
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2021.12.02 13:19 ThePinkBlobBoi Battle not loading
2021.12.02 13:19 martinu271 EU new risk dashboard report - "risk levels unchanged, at a high level, as the market environment remains defined by very high uncertainty, continued elevated asset valuations with risk of price corrections"
The ESMA (EU SEC) released their newest risk report a few days ago. Please go through the report , I'm only highlighting a few parts that seem important to me. I have a poor understanding of the financial market. There's a lot of pretty graphs that I can't understand so hopefully someone with more wrinkles can give us their key takeaway.
TLDR; equities market is inflated, volatility is back to "normal levels", but watch out for Jan22
EU financial markets continued to grow in 3Q21 but at a slower pace, with assets priced significantly above pre-crisis levels across all classes, reflecting growing investor risk-taking. While the macroeconomic outlook has brightened, uncertainty over the speed and resilience of the recovery persists. We see realistic scope for a reduction in risk levels within the market segments under our remit if the current improvements in the economic environment and the comparatively low volatilities in the market prove resilient. This resilience will critically depend, in particular, on the ability of markets to withstand a reduction in public policy support on the monetary or fiscal side without material disruptions. Market corrections and soaring volatility around the newsflow related to Chinese construction corporation Evergrande illustrate the sensitivity of markets. Corporate indebtedness persists, especially in HY where bond valuations climbed further. Uncertainty on the continuation of fiscal support measures, as well as expectations on monetary policy tapering, could weigh on pre-existing vulnerabilities in financial markets. Supply shortages in energy and commodities add to market nervousness, fuelling concerns on inflation expectations. Going forward, institutional and retail investors should be ready to sustain further, potentially significant market corrections as market risks remain very high.
ESMA assesses the risks in its overall remit, securities markets, and in asset management as still very high. The same applies to liquidity and market risks. The outlook for the consumers segment is negative as well as that for credit and contagion risk. The most important risk drivers for the quarter are the economic outlook, inflation uncertainty, indebtedness in sovereign and private debt markets and political and event risks
2021.12.02 13:19 xSovietTurtlesx 1150 Pro mods?
For those of you with experience with this. I’ve looked into the Smokes like a boss mods and was wondering if I needed both the heat diffuser and flame tamer to achieve consistent temps across the barrel? My plan is to install only the diffuser on the temp probe side that way I can keep sear plate capability. But smoking temps are my priority on this unit since I have a Blackstone as well, so I wanted to see if any of y’all just installed the diffuser and how consistent your temps are across the barrel and if you think it’s needs the flame tamer as well? Thanks!
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2021.12.02 13:19 20dogs ProtonMail says it's employee-owned. What does that mean in practice?
I'm looking for more information than is provided in this document: https://protonmail.com/support/knowledge-base/who-owns-protonmail/
It says Proton is owned by its employees. What does that mean for the company? Do those employees get a vote over whether to accept an acquisition etc? How do we know that senior management doesn't own the majority of employee shares?
Does its employee-owned structure mean anything in particular? I'd be concerned about the company working in the interests of investors rather than its userbase, I wonder if this protects against that.
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2021.12.02 13:19 udar55 Rose Blood (2021) - F13 fan film sequel to Part 7 that gets it all wrong
You have to give FRIDAY THE 13TH fans credit. While Sean Cunningham and Victor Miller are slashing it out in court over the F13 film rights, the fans have kept Jason Voorhees alive via a number of fan films. In the last few months, I've seen a bunch of them from NEVER HIKE ALONE (2017) to FRIDAY THE 13TH: VENGEANCE (2019). They are fun and often cast F13 alumni, but I couldn't help but lament that I wish the filmmakers did more than just having Jason chase folks around the woods. ROSE BLOOD seemed to be fulfilling that possibility by acting as a direct sequel to FRIDAY THE 13TH PART VII: THE NEW BLOOD (1988). Unfortunately, the execution is woefully inadequate.
The majority of the film takes place in June 1989 at the Camp Crystal Lake Research Facility, a military lab studying psychic phenomenon. To give you an idea at how careless the filmmakers are, they make sure to have a scene where military guys are in a room with a picture of President Reagan on the wall. Dang, if only there was some kind of machine that they could type into to find out who was POTUS that year. Anyway, the prize subject here is Tina Shepard (Jessica Hottman), a year removed from her tangle with Jason. Also working in the facility is Creighton Duke (the truly awful Jequient Broaden), the bounty hunter from JASON GOES TO HELL (1993). There are lots (LOTS!) of military and medical types talking in white rooms before the arrival of Rose (Sanae Loutsis), another teenage girl with telekinetic powers that dwarf even Tina. To establish this, director Peter Anthony shows members of the team watching a horrific security video of Rose brutally murdering her parents. We just have to assume it is super graphic as Anthony films it by just showing people watching it in silence, wincing and then going, "Turn it off!" Anyway, this all builds to an experiment on Tina and Rose together that results in Jason (the aptly-named Jason Brooks, who also played Jason in the VENGEANCE films) being resurrected at the 65-minute mark and killing a few not-so-elite soldiers rather quickly before he has to face another manifested boogeyman.
I almost feel bad giving this film a bad write up. After all, the filmmakers are obviously fans of the F13 series and you can't hold a fan film to the same standard as films with 500 times the budget. That said, there is no excuse for terrible acting, bad dialogue, and a painfully laborious scenario that only features Jason Voorhees for ten minutes of the 90-minute running time. Writer-director Anthony (who also hams it up as a General) seems more focused on putting on something more akin to Sole Survivor by Dean Koontz with the military focusing on how to use telekinetic children as weapons along with a side order of way too many random Nintendo and Sega references (nostalgia!!!). Some of the dialogue will leave you scratching your head. For example, this is from a scene where Duke chats with the janitor Dominguez about the female patients over a game of dominoes. Keep in mind that up to this point the janitor had been in one scene and is now suddenly talking like shaman Will Sampson in POLTERGEIST II (1986).
Janitor: "Tina, she's worth saving. She's the queen of hearts. You have to help get her out of here, man. Get her home."
Duke: "You mean escape? Man, have you lost your piñata? They'll kill me for that shit."
Janitor: "I know you. The real you. The one inside. The one who tried to hide from everyone with this masquerade."
Duke: "You don't know shit about me, Dominguez!"
Janitor: "I see what you cannot. Not yet anyway. Have a good night, hombre."
Duke: "Well, I hope you have to clean up a corn field twenty shits later. How about that?"
Janitor: "I love you too, old friend."
This level of stiltedness carries over to the kill scenes as well. Look in awe as Jason attacks some soldiers in a 10x10 black room (and, yes, one soldier sleeps through most of the carnage because he has a Walkman on). Perhaps the most offensive element is the film using the main selling point of bringing back VII's stars Lar Park Lincoln, Terry Kiser, and Kevin Spirtas, only to give them a few minutes of screen time. Alas, if the IMDb reviews filled with effusive praise are to be believed, it is 10/10 amaze-balls. To quote the gravedigger from part VI: "Some folks sure got a strange idea of entertainment."
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2021.12.02 13:19 a_silent_dreamer All Private Cryptocurrency Will Be Regulated, Not Banned
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2021.12.02 13:19 Declan_Cavanagh I know everyone gonna do it but still
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2021.12.02 13:19 RockRoller01 Skinning Contest#2: Tides of Winter
2021.12.02 13:19 Salt-Reception4515 It’s my birthday:) had fun with friends
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2021.12.02 13:19 malinny This salsa has an exact time expiration
2021.12.02 13:19 TotallyNotaTogaSimp Traded these today. What are they worth? (The scratches on the ninetales are on the sleeve and the ninetales is a holo.)
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2021.12.02 13:19 Papa_Slade87 Putting your snap over a school shooting video before posting it to tiktok
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2021.12.02 13:19 MicrowavingMetal A wood in his natural habitat
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2021.12.02 13:19 Infinito_paradoxo Infinity demands Presence!
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